The Surreal McCoy

“Pride, commitment, teamwork–words we use to get you to work for free.”That’s the sort of thing that could put one off working in an office with other people. I’m glad I’m self employed.

Never got the point of running. Especially on city streets. Makes me nervous seeing a runner coming at me on the pavement- have they been mugged or are they about to mug me? Should I set the dog on them or not?

I was in a band once. I’m much better now.

My desk could do with a spot of Feng Shui

They tried to make me go to Tulsa but I said no, no, no.