The Surreal McCoy

From the August issue of the Oldie magazine.

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

From January’s issue of the Fortean Times.

Today’s shopping list:

potatoesbananaseggsand some shampoo.

From the December/January issue of The New Humanist magazine.

Or should that be “5 Complaints Or Fewer”? Answers on a postcard please to someone who really cares.