From this week’s issue of the Spectator magazine. (No clowns were harmed during the making of this cartoon.)

“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” Will Rogers.

* William Shakespeare.

A cartoon from this week’s Spectator.

“I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. I can get all that at home.”Peter Cook

From this week’s edition of the Spectator.“It’s not me who can’t keep a secret. It’s the people I tell that can’t.” ― Abraham Lincoln

This week’s Spectator cartoon.

“I don’t want to break the glass ceiling because I know it’ll be muggins here who’ll have to clean up the mess.” Holly Walsh, the News Quiz.